Maharaja Lawak Minggu-5 Part-8 Jozan

a liar,a faker,an actor,an honest person or just misunderstanding?

     may be some of u been through this..in order to stand on this crazy world u have to get through it all.Just remember god wont give u a matter that u cant solve! as some of u know i'm a class monitor of 3Diamond, theres this new kid who arrived last two month at our class((just call her WEIRDO).since she came everything goes upside down.like when..

1. she told other class the bad things that happens to her in the class. and my classmates bad stuff..she said bad things about them
2. the dicipline teacher scold us for bulling her.well we didnt bully just 'acah' jer.. .the first time she arrive our homeroom teacher ask her to INTRODUCE herself infront.but suddenly she burst into tears.i got to say, its pretty weird situation..everyone was like what? why is she crying?
3. everytime the teacher ask for somthg about school like hmworks,textbook she kinda have problem to explain herself.
4. she said she got 90 smthg in her Arabic test. but when our Arabic test result come out.Geuss what?she fail!want to know what she said?she said their school format is different. How shocking!

now theres a new problem.she was accused to cause a damage to my friend's laptop. my friends ask whoever is involved.the owner of the laptop was crying2 she was scared if her mom will scold her.why?bcause shes not rich ok!she doesnt even have a dad.not anymore.. :-/  

the next week which is this week..

the second vise principle called the person that are involve.the teacher is in WEIRDO's side. so every bad stuff goes to my friends that were involve.what is more shocking?she told the teacher the different side of the story. my friends said she said this, but she told the teacher that!

how dumb is that?think about it..

today schedule 
-going picnic at Tanjung Lipat
-going to an occasion (family thing)
-watch maharaja lawak at youtube
-do my history project
-the basic thing i do daily..e.g eat,walk,talk, hahaha


tutellz

tired like crazy!

my sole is sore.my head is itchy.my skin feel sticky.Today i just did smthing BIG HUGEToday my family and i pack everything up and move to my uncle rent house.we were so busy..i got up without breakfast or even brushing my teeth (PS:that means i didnt even shower) hey!i dont have time ok!

monday

we live in the government flat bcause my mom is a teacher. MR.BIG (government people) told my mom and the other teacher who are living in the government that they are going to renovate the flat and we are suppose to move out and start packing things.they gave us RM2000 to pay the house rent for two month!but i geuss thats fair enough.they told us to move(where ever we will be moving to)but at least they gave us RM2000.my mom told about this in this night

Tuesday
mom said the box arrive today.WELL THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO!BUT IT NEVER DID ARRIVE

until..

Wednesday
the box arrive,the house was a little bit clean..but my mom took out all the books from the cupboard.but thats not the only place we put the books.i suppose u all should know i'm a bookworm! i read when i cant sleep.i read when i'm scared.i read when i'm bored.i read when i am lazy to do my homeworks!we live there since i was born..15 years or more!there should be thousands of books in the house!even i'm surprise typing this down..

Thursday
this is the day my mom took a day of.i have to go home on foot with my heavy school bag between my shoulder and holding a thick file!under the bright hot sun!when i almost savely home,there is a dog!actually have a feeling a dog is waiting..long boring story short..i manage to get pass the 'security'!the house was totally messy.like a small tornado started in my house!today i pack my story books but it didnt fit.

Friday
everyone is still having fun since MAHARAJA LAWAK is on!the malaysians comedians are so freaking funny!i cant help my self laughing..(Devil:relax u will finish packing at the end of the day anyway..)

Saturday
busy..busy even though we are busy but my dad didnt even help.. the living room was very messy i havent clear my room yet.At night i am busy carrying my box which is pretty heavy for me.. and its would be crazy for me to carry it all the way from my room to the living room.i thought i could but i cant..i just carry it infront of my door with my feet wobbling.

Sunday
this day,is the most busies day and the tiring day ever..from..working non stop only for lunch.. but still my eyes need a long sleep

perunding fesyen dperlukan!

I'm going to buy a boot..and i need smone to tell me what should i wear.can anyone suggest what i should wear? smone very stylish.. very trendy? i love art but its quite long since i havent create any art.i do less art bcoz i need to focus on my studies..if u r interested just comment ok?bye thanks..

miane...mum

i was online-ing then my mom wants me to 'look after' the chicken soup. she told me what to do until 9 am. i have to look after it for 15 mins. my mom is out going somewhere with my dad.i'm suppose to add water into the         the soup if its lack of water..
i check on the soup after 5 mins but the water level stay steady.. 
i look at the clock, its 8.50.  10mins to go until the soup is done.. i was going to check on it again after 5mins  but then i over did it!OVER DID IT! O.V.E.R. D.I.D  I.T  1HOUR i was careless ..sorry mom..but it still taste a little bit good
miane mom

GIRLS LIKE ME!

GIRLS LIKE ME 

1. do not like it when a guy suddenly ask ur number.yoww!do u know who ah' am?,nu'uh,no u dont.
2. do not like it when u waste my time listening to ur unfunny jokes..or should i say unfunny talk?
3. do not like it when u ask me things thats not my cup of tea!BOWLRING!!!!i mean boring
4. do not like it when a guy act cool infront of girls.really?are u that desperate?i geuss ur used to ur outside look.beautiful girls do that too.
5. do hate it when smone is acting cute!wheres the real u?why are u fakin' plastic?
6. hate pollution!are u still breathing?GOOD!

Asslmkm,helo earthlings!!
today i want to share to u guys about a very awesome, cool online clothing store! if u lurrrve vintage or feminine clothes well feel free to go to Old Blossom Box Store .i've been there for only a few seconds and i already fell in love with the dresses, skirts and other accessories!

Story about this week..

this week theres alot of thing going on in my life

1. feel my pain!-my classmates really are annoying!they move alot like sperm!but they are girls!they make noises,very loud noises!smtimes i dont think they elect me as the class monitor bcoz they think i would baby them..i already scold them in the warm morning breeze!
2. there are plenty of projects need to be pass up.and there goes the english oral test.and we suck!i want to redo it!
3. miss wong said i should be in the school english drama and she would be happy to give my name and two of my friends to miss fransisca!i'm scared.why not my friends?please teacher,dont put ur hopes on me.. i'm scared to death to tear ur heart and put ur hopes down
4. i just bought my fav book!BTW did u know that the book title diary of a whimpy kid is going on the big screen?!!i read it before very funny

[HQ] Love Story Taylor Swift meets Viva La Vida Coldplay—Piano Cello—by ...

TO ALL LADIES OUT THERE!

Asslmkm..hai everybody..this song is dedicated to every girl in the world!
give it up to SELENA GOMEZ and THE SCENE-WHO SAYS its a new song too!

Check out my new background!its so fabulous!!

all credits go to the cutest blog on the blog!!!!!!!!i love it PERSONALLY!

PRAY FOR JAPAN

Internationally i should say this!PRAY FOR JAPAN!they need our prayers right now.. no matter what ur religious are! 

how???

how to blogwalking?eigh?i'm new i dont know.i dont know why bloggers does not like commenting on people entry they only leaves smthing like clicking awesome,cool and stuff.i dont know how to make people look at my blog twice!i dont know a lot of things about this bloging stuff.i can google it  but i dont know what to google.
do you?

How to Eat Fruit ?

rahsia mau sihat?cantik?kurus? please click this and read it..How to Eat Fruit ?

Unknown Facts About Your Mobile

Unknown Facts About Your Mobile

do u have handphone?even if ur phone is not that hightec u can show off with ur knowledge about hphones

kwn yg rapat ngan leonyana!

 hari ni entri pasal kwn2 rapat aku!!when i say kwn rapat i mean yg rapat bkn bestfriend. kira mcm aku mau introduce my fellow friends la.. kwn2 yg aku sebut ni adalah salah satu org yg istimewa yg pernah memenangi anugerah anugerah yg aku wujudkan..

NADHIEYRAWR THE TAME PANDA
shes very kind to me.she gets me.i can goof around her and we went to martial arts together..
she likes music..she looks a little bit emo but shes actually sweet..


LADY JAZZ-MINT
she has a fair skin..natural beauty coz she doesnt wear any product..she likes to share my mom with her..well i'm fine with that.her mom is a caterer,very good cook.i order from her for my school lunch.


LADY HIQMAH
kulitnya hitam manis..very clever though.we kinda share the same brain..shes shorter than KLCC tower..

DG. SAFIRE
shes very obses with black and red!i dont understand much but i geuss that why i name her miss safire as she resemble fire.shes not like a fire but shes in the same sports team with me(red team)she is one of my crazies friend..i dont know why but shes easily amuse with my jokes..

LADY WANA JADE
her name sounds strong thats bcause she is well phisically strong but i think her antibody is weak.she always get sick..shes always left out from her friends but i will always like her..she gets her dads engineering skills, mothering skill(right i made that up.huh mothering skill?i cant think of the right word ok!).she can be a wife by now..her mom smtimes left her out even when she gets better and better.but that only make her more solitare like me and stronger!so shes like me but less secretive

thats it for today...i have so many friends left out but i do appreciate them all..really i do!but i have so much friends sorry if i didnt mention them out one by one

Virus Selesma!tidak!!!!

   sprt mana tajuk berbunyi..ya ternyata virus selesma yg blh dkatakan 40% kawan kat kelas aku tkena dan ya skali lg,aku juga mjadi mangsa virus selesma ni!penyakit yg paling aku x suka yg pernah aku dpt ialah selesma! salah satu sbb aku x suka selesma pasal aku rasa kurang selesa ketika mlakukan sesuatu pbuatan! especially dtmpt yg crowded mcm pasar iaitu kelas aku.. org ckp zaman kita remaja lah zaman yg paling sukar. kenapa?
sbb.. masa zaman remaja kita slalu mnyibukkan diri sendiri dgn benda yg x bfaedah contoh:-bila nampak sisa hingus kawan masih melekat kat skitar area hidung dia,bukan main lg mau bgtau satu school klu x pun ttp dhebohkan dfacebook @ twitter!itu mcm adat tradisi kot?mesti di hebohkan..tp stakat ni aku x la kena bgtu..

    masa ada virus ni stiap kali hingus 'cukup bulan' (maksudnya sdh penuh dhidung)mesti lah kasi kluar kan? ehem..ya no holding back mmg sungguh menjijikkan wlaupun sendiri punye..tp takkan mau kasi sru owang buat ma... tara owang sanggup ow.. klu sggup a.. mgkn meleka mau luit + ang pau ma.. mau kasi kluar itu cecair hijo itu amat memalukan krna bunyinya berbisik-bisik ditlinga org yg terdengar..(bunyi hingus hijau kekuningan) tidak!!!!!lari!!!td aku baca blog org ttg cara mghilangkan selesma dgn cepat tp lambat dari LRT la...

1. daRendam kaki lam air panas suam berlimau NIPIS atau KASTURI. cara: sebaldi air yg telah dicamput   air limau(dalam 5 biji camtu) Kemudian tutup kepala dengan tuala..dan halakan muka diwap2 air tadi....insyallah selsema akan berkurangan dan kering...
2. mkn aiskrim vanila 
3. minum air byk2

informasi ini di copy paste dari http://www.ciklinn.com/2010/09/menantu-puan-hanim-softouch-demam.html

tq sgt sbb post something like this

~PAST HISTORY~

HEY YALL! i'm lost here.i dont know what to post on my blog!but i thought of something just now !how about telling those old story when i'm at my hometown.

this is how it look at night outside the house..this pic is taken on hari raya aidilfitri .since i'm a sabahan i'll talk with sabahan slang ok?masa tu raya terus sambung ke cuti akhir tahun jd best sgt !sudahla adik beradik mama aku ada 7 org!apalagi anak2 dorg kan?

yes!cousin2 aku mmg byk! 

masa aku kecik sepupu sepapat aku ni suka sgt buat perangkap @k@ trap/pranks..sesiapa yg terkena akan slamat jika dorg jadi rakan subahat atau sepupu subahat!
klu x....!!!ok x perlulah aku gtau apa yg akn terjadi.anyway,setiap kali balik kmpung especially masa cuti akhir tahun..dorg akn gali lubang yg dlm skali!dgr mcm dahsyat jer kan?x la sgt tp skurang2 ble memerangkap target kitorg!


lps gali punya gali kami add ngan air jadi lah lubang yg berlumpur kmudian kami cover ngan rumput ,ranting2 dan lain2 pastu kami panggil org yg miss action kami ni.slah satu org yg kami kasi wakenabeb ni ,YOYO si cousin yg aku slalu hangout.dia mmg lucky masa tu sbb dia pakai kasut span yg tinngi!dia pijak jer perangkap tu trus kaki yg putih tu menjadi kotor akibat lumpur(tanah+air+hidupan tanah!!!) dan seterusnya babak yg mengembirakan! babak ketawa yg membuatkan org yg dgr pun mau join skali ktawa!hahahahhaahhahahahahaha!


yg cousin yg perempuan pulak x main yg gedik2 punya yg main barbie doll tu,no!kami dulu aktif kami main gali2 kat halaman rumah pastu ambik barang2 yg kami mau simpan utk di kuburkan agar nnt next holiday ble main treasure hunt.hhehe mmg creative kan?phhff!
skali tgk lps dtg balik next holiday kami gali balik entah kenapa barang2 yg kami gali tu hilang dah!lps tu kami x lagi buat pkara gitu..


kami ada pmainan lain iaitu main masak2......................................dgn api yg betul2 dan rumah kitorg beranda atau kat luar dgn tikar lama yg dbentang di atas tanah..klu kami main api ja..mesti senyap2 klu x adalah yg kena THE TALK from org atasan. ya! kena marah oleh makcik2 kat mahkamah ibu-ibu!


tp smakin besar kami membesar,smakin byk perubahan dulu rapat tp skrg kami jarang balik sbb sibuk sana sibuk sini tp kami gather masa ada perayaan..dan once kami gather ramai2 mesti meriah sgt2

                                                        
                                                     INSPIRED BY FAMILY MEMORIES

i am on FAIYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BURN BABY BURN!!

Burn baby burn!!! i am on Faiyer!!means i am so angry!!!


so i was watchin THE ADVENTURE OR OF MERLIN and believe it or not my dad change the channel 'hey i was watchin that!!!!'(with an unpleasent expression.like a furious dog)
geuss what?he did not said anything and still not changing the channel to what it was b4!!!
 now how would u felt if some asshole just change the channel that ur watchin which is ur favourite like its the most natural thing in the world now tell me what do feel about that? ah!!!of course ur furious like me!


dont blame what ur feelin just because its ur family, that person doesnt respect you!currently i'm watchin GOOD LUCK CHARLIE to make me laugh, wish me luck not to loose my control !!!!